We’ve complied a handy list of snowboards to tell you all about… you. Like a tarot card reader but way more scientific, and best of all it doesn’t cost you a penny. Fear not if your board isn’t on the list, just find the closest one on there and ta-da now that’s you. Now we’re not saying this applies to absolutely everyone, but 60% of the time – it works everytime.
Disclaimer: If you get irate about this, it’s probably hit a nerve, and is therefore true. We don’t make the rules…
You like to think you’d give old Jeremy himself a run for his money in the backcountry. You fancy yourself a bit of a big mountain charger, and think the wooden topsheet lends you an air of class. Your wife lets you go off for a week a year without her and the kids, probably to Chamonix. You bought the Flagship because your mate Graham’s boss has one and says you’d be a pussy to get anything else. You can straightline down an icy black run, although it’s actually because you’re not at all in enough control to put in a turn even if you wanted to. You have an app that tells you how far you snowboarded today, and how fast you went and you can’t resist telling eeeeeeveryone. Chances are, you bought the board and then went and slapped a cheap studded stomp pad on it, much to the shop staff’s chagrin.
“You like to think you’d give old Jeremy himself a run for his money”