Ideas are like buttholes, everybody’s got ‘em and they usually fucking reek. But every once in a while, you come across one that’s so monumentally caked in shite that it’d take a team of experts a week working round the clock to chip away at the mess of excrement to try and locate the balloon knot.

We get a lot of interesting ideas coming through our inboxes and in the spirit of Christmas we wanted to share some with you. Modern science is a truly marvellous thing; we’ve cured diseases, we’ve cloned animals, we’ve explored the deepest crevasses of the ocean, we’ve even fired humans into outer space, but that’s all guff and nonsense compared to these tremendous feats of engineering. Breathe it in folks, in no particular order these are ten of the pooiest buttholes we’ve seen this year, clench your sphincter and enjoy.

NB: Yes we’re being mean, but 2020 has been a real kick in the dick and we’re feeling grinchy, so suck it up sunshine.

The Snowboard Pole

Now, we actually went into quite a bit of detail on this one previously but this client review sums it up pretty well “I love using my Snowboard Pole, when I’m finished snowboarding for the day, I pack it down and shove it straight up my rectum, hands free baby!!”