http://mpora.com/videos/AA68sPNmBYB Here’s a quick quiz question for you: What do Niko Cioffi and Vanessa Peroncel have in common? Answer: They both avoid putting all their eggs in one basket. Miss Peroncel famously struggled to choose between Wayne Bridge and John Terry, leading everyone’s least-favourite footballer to land himself in further hot water when people took the piss. Similarly, Mr Cioffi seems to have struggled to choose between film crews last season.

He landed a part in Vacation as one of Forum’s Youngbloods, but also pimped himself out to the Gremlinz crew on the side. Luckily, the end result of Niko’s promiscuity seems to have been rather more positive overall than Vanessa’s. Not only is this part entertaining as hell, but his more polished performance in Forum’s Vacation is easily good enough to merit a second watch…

Conclusion? Snowboarding 1 – Footballer’s wives 0.