In theory, it's all very nice having a resort lover. But since the major problem is privacy, you’ll find you have to shag in all sorts of random places. Destinations of choice may include bubble lifts (make sure it’s long enough or you’ll be caught in flagrante when the doors open at the top), transfer cars (protect the seating or you’ll be scrubbing the upholstery as your boss watches in fury), chair lifts (caution: risk of body parts sticking to metal à la Dumb and Dumber). Failing all that…
