After the internet stunningly broke down in my vicinity I’ve decided you won’t be treated to a mega rant this week.
Yes, this is a snowboarder and she seems to be wearing something that’s a mix between aboriginal art (thanks Bryn) and a 2 year-old’s vomit scribble, Blue Peter badge earning art piece, drawn all over their parent’s marriage certificate.
Just disgusted. If you ever see this girl, lock her in a toilet or something.
Photo: Bryn Hoyle