As a new stinger operation, we have deployed mirrors onto the slopes and it seems we have snared ourselves a little treat. This guy took one look at himself and broke down. He started praying to the heavens that he might receive some help but I don’t think that’s going to happen. This bloke has hit the slopes knowing full well that his family are going to leave him, his kids will disown him and his wife will run off with his best mate just to spite him. If you are going to go on the slopes looking like a twat then you have to pay the price. Luckily enough, your repentance might save you. Say a couple of Hail Shaun Whites and we’ll see what the Lord(s) throw up.

You’ll probably just burn in hell though…