There have been outfits thrown around the evidence locker at Fashion Police HQ but we’ve never seen an outfit that had actually matched the ski that was being worn. Not only that but it matches the mono-ski. Holy shit I hear you say. Holy shit indeed!
This screwdriver has actually bought a one piece that matches his mono-ski so he can tell people how cool he is. By the way, he’s not. You’ll vomit after looking at his suit, then vomit after looking at his piece of mono crap. Great, and I’ve just had lunch… ooh lettuce….mmm

Thanks for nothing Mr Day-glo

Photo: Mark Townsend