I never thought that one day I would be lost for words. Not because it’s so hideous but because this poor old dear has been left subject to a prank at the hands of the Fashion Police.

Along with the usual case of ‘spread ’em Ma’am’, these officers (now reprimanded) left the lady with her face firmly pressed up against the concrete wall to parade the disgusting outfit on show. The thing is that she’s been there for about 40 years or so her outfit would lead us to believe!

My god, it’s a bloody awful piece of attire. Surely there’s benefits for this type of thing. Y’know, spend your heating allowance on something new sweetheart. Either that or let’s get you back in the nursing home where you can reminisce about when Churchill shook your hand.

Photo: Mark Bishop