What the hell were you thinking? Why would you stop snowboarding when you can hit up the plastic fantastic, the snowdome or even better – head off to a glacier and speak in a generic European accent all summer?
You don’t need to risk losing your credibility by trampolining or wakeboarding. You don’t need to subject yourself to the pain of a crappy job, smash stuff, spend months second-guessing what look everyone else will be rocking, or learning your piano scales in a private music school… just max out a credit card/take out a payday loan and head to a glacier for a shred, before it shrinks to nothing forever. Have barbecues and drink beer all afternoon, high five people you barely know and snog Scandanavian teenagers on gap years who are desperate to lose their virginity.
The summer is awesome dude! Keep snowboarding!
