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Want Guaranteed Success on Valentines Day?

Alone and miserable? We're sending our very own Cupid to the rescue with these snowboard pick up lines

It’s the international day of love, the sun is shining, the birds are singing, aaaaand you’re sat at home on your own, debating whether it’s worth the money to upgrade to Tinder Gold. We’re here to give a helping hand to those who would otherwise be spending the day sat in their underwear watching reruns of Dew Tour. All these lines have been thoroughly tested and are currently operating at a 104% success rate. You’ll go from panty sniffer, to panty dropper in an instant. Good luck, and God’s speed.

1. Love is binding

 

 

2. This one is railly good

3. Safety First

 

4. The elusive perfect 100

5. Just go with the Flow…

6. Is your name Corbet?

 

7. Twisting for love

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