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We – being the humble shred reporters that we are – had neither seen or had the desire to see ‘The Bachelorette’, seemingly a rubbish version of Blind Date without Cila Black.

But all that changed when we caught wind of the fact that Louie Vito made an appearance in the latest series, thankfully not as a contestant after his time tangoing on Dancing With The Stars was a period best forgotten.

Louie appears in a spray of love dust to help the lucky couple make use of the plank and footstraps thrust at them

Nope, Louie appears in a spray of love dust to help the lucky couple make use of the plank and footstraps thrust at them, presumably in the hope that they’d make complete tits out of themselves and TV gold in the process. Emmys here we come…

It has to be said however, for a mainstream media outlet they’ve eschewed the usual guy in the sky shots for a couple of alright riding clips. It’s hardly Brain Farm stuff, but credit where credits due etc.

Anyway, we couldn’t make it through to the second part, feel free to try at home yourself but we’ve seen enough beginner lessons take place for a life time thank you very much.

And that guy calling his gal a snowbunny, what even is that? Sounds like a Whistler calender to us, we just hope they packed their beefy jerky, mmmmmhmmmm.