It’s a pretty crazy world right now. We’re living in completely unprecedented times and things are getting more abstract by the day. Social distancing can be a bit of a bummer, but it’s what’s needed right now to drop kick this Corona motherfucker. As much as you’d like to be picnicking in the park, nibbling on vol-au-vents and making the most of the warm spring weather by sunbathing in your budgie smugglers, don’t be a twat- stay indoors.
“Don’t be a twat- stay indoors”
We don’t know about you but we’re already sick to the back teeth of talking to our wives/kids/boyfriends/mistresses so we’ve been working on ways to stay busy while we’re quarantined with them. Obviously, snowboarding is off the cards right now, but there’s a myriad of things we can be doing to get ourselves sorted for next season.
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Check your balance.
Balance boards are a nifty way to keep up with your training while you’re stuck inside. Work on your balance, leg strength, agility, coordination and core strength all from the comfort of your living room. We rate Indo Boards and you can pick them up from Surfdome here.
“Work on your balance, leg strength, agility, coordination and core strength”