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Official news: Skiers are cnuts!

You heard it here first folks. Skiers are cnuts. Not only do they look slightly odd but they sure as hell don’t see what name is on their clothes. I don’t understand how you can look at a name and think, “Yeah, that’ll be alright”. All you have to do is to LOOK AT WHAT YOU’RE BUYING and you won’t appear to be a complete moron. Of course I can’t help you on the ski front (short of beating it out of you) but this would be a small step on the road to not being hated.

This will be an everlasting memory. Hope you’re happy now!
You truly are a massive cnut.

Photo: Ed Blomfield

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