The piss-taking Swiss bastards over at the Pulp68 blog (www.pulp68.com) have sent us an amusing list of their unaward “winners” for 2009. Check out the categories and I think you’ll get an idea of how happy these people would be to win the prizes… these made us chuckle…

Ugly rider of All Times : Shaun White ( Target )

Ugly Rider of the Year : Chas Guldemond ( Dc Snowboard )

Dyson Award ( parce que même bouché il continue de sucer comme au premier jour [because even though he’s old he still “performs” as well as ever] ) : Nicolas Muller

Ugly Brand of the Year : Flow Snowboard

The PHOTOSHOP award: Transworld Snowboarding ( lnp cover ) [Have a look here to see our take on the Transworld photoshopping scandal]

Ugly graphic of the Year : Burton ” Easy Living ”

Rocancourt Award : Ivan Zwahlen [Rocancourt was a famous French con-man]

Ugly tricks of All Time : Ulrik Badertscher ( 1620 ) [Watch it in all its hideousness here!]

Hangloose Award : Rip Curl

The Simon Woodstock Award : Jeremy ” mormons ” Jones ( single binding ride )

The SEY Award (Same Every Year Award) : Absinthe films

The General Motors Award : Burton Snowboards

Useless Contest of the Year : Euro X-games Tignes

The Brockeback GreenMontain Award : Econico & Arcus ( 100% duck puffy jacket, helicopter trips, etc.. )

Snowboard Touch Of The Year : Teisseire ” color my ride ”

Borndead Brand of the Year : Yes Snowboard

Collab of the year : Arbor VS Rogue Status

Girlfriend of the year : Kelly Clark

Rollerblader of the year : Dylan Thompson / Tech9

Followers of All Time : Zimstern

Madoff Award : Quiksilver Inc.

The Worst videogame ever : Shaun White Snowboarding WII

Best Image 2010, WANG award ( we are not gay award ): Freestyle.ch

The Useless comp Award : X-treme de Verbier & Freeride Tour

The Joseph Fritzl Award : Julien Rochette

Innovative Shape of the Year : Furlan Snowboard

Uncreative Ad Award : Protest Campain