We’ll start off with a classic shall we? The jester hat: no one know’s why but every literal bell-end you’ve ever seen on the slopes comes with one of these pre-attached, maybe so you can spot them early on and steer well clear.
They come in many sizes and shapes, but all are terrible. We really don’t see the point… Geddit?
Aimee Fuller's season edit from her Olympic year
Norway's finest reflects on a season of successful snowboarding
We look at all five resorts in our 2013/2014 roundup
Not ready to stash the board away for the summer? Ollie Dutton gives us the lowdown on one of the UK's top artificial slopes
A one minute montage of the best snowboard action from the last week