Christmas is coming the goose is getting loose, blah blah. There are a few universal truths surrounding the festive season- your Auntie Maureen will have had one too many sherries and will relentlessly try to kiss you on the cheek, you’ll eat too much and abruptly enter a post-dinner food coma, you’ll get an orange in your stocking, and you’ll spend the next 4-6 days eating turkey sandwiches.
“A Christmas gift guide that’s scientifically proven to improve your Christmas by 37%”
There are, however, two things that everyone loves about Christmas- Pigs in Blankets and presents. The lil’ piggies are easy, the presents sometimes aren’t so easy. Deciding what gift to get someone can be a minefield. We’ve all received our fair share of shite presents that either end up getting regifted to someone at the office Christmas party the following year, or swiftly donated to a charity shop come January when you’re midway through your ‘New Year, New Me’ clear out. Stop putting your friends and relatives through the torment of having to hastily try and rearrange their facial features into something resembling a smile when they unwrap your gift.
The nerds at Whitelines have been researching for months and have sorted out a TSA Christmas gift guide that’s scientifically proven to improve your Christmas by 37%.* Have a browse and get some ideas what to get the sender in your life for Christmas. Happy Birthday Santa!
*Disclaimer, I can’t even count to 37, all statistics in this article are 106% made up.
