http://mpora.com/videos/Fw8YbrwgH Thanks to smartphones, GoPros and helmet-cams, the net is awash with footage of people binning themselves in pursuit of freestyle snowboard glory. While we can’t post them all, this one is such a doozy that it had to go up. This guy messed up big time, and was lucky to walk away without serious injury.

As gnarly as this is, the cameraman is able to keep his cool and doesn’t panic. Instead, he dishes out what sounds like sage Eastern wisdom. Not sure what it translates as, but we’re guessing it’s something along the lines of ‘Fool that hit rainbow rail at speed of cheetah bring dishonour to family. Wise man speed-check‘….