Once in while, there’s nout wrong with lowering your impeccably high-brow taste in film and culture to sit down with a good old crappy slasher/monster movie. You know exactly what’ll happen (a group of vivacious, attractive twenty-somethings go on holiday to get loose before being graphically picked off one by one by a mysterious being that turns out to be a genetically mutated shark/phirana/giant octopus/anaconda/nazi zombie etc. etc.) but nevertheless you can’t help but revel in the crappiness of it all.
Saying that, we reckon this 2011 film has hit a new low of crappiness. Other than having one of the greatest movie titles ever, Snow Shark: Ancient Snow Beast looks about as good as a panto put on by retired librarians. Even the trees have more life in ’em than these guys. Still, they’ve done alright considering their budget of approximately 20 dollars.
It’s a genuine slice of comedy cold though and we’ll be seeking this one out as a prime alternative to wasting our lives away looking at cats on Facebook. If someone could send us it on DVD we’ll love you forever.
This was brought to our attention by the ever-elusive Illicit snowboarding – go and watch a bunch more brilliantly shit snow slasher movie trailers there, including the forthcoming and highly anticipated ‘Avalanche Sharks’…