Dammit Maximise. Chill with the superstar youngsters already, you’re making the rest of us look bad…
Next up is 5 year old (yes 5 year old) Rafaël Bernier, apparently unable to punch the air without assistance, yet already knocking up a more than respectable trick list, including all four 180 and 360 variations.
And before those uber critics chirp up with comments about reverts and 270s, what where you doing when you were 5? Figuring out how shoelaces work and blowing bubbles in your milk? Pipe down then…