When all of this global pandemic malarky blows over, will you look back on these weeks as a productive period in your life? Start every day with yoga, finish grouting the tiles in the bathroom, learn some new Italien dishes with all that bloody pasta you’ve bought?

“Will you remember it as the time you spent 3 hours throwing a teabag at a mug from across the room?”

Or, will you remember it as the time you spent 3 hours throwing a teabag at a mug from across the room?

After a full week of lockdown and social distancing, our man on the ground in the French Alps has some tips for how to stay relatively sane during the global shutdown.*

While Episode 1 looked at the first 24 hours following the lockdown and Episode 2 looked at the fun side to life under quarantine, Episode 3 is lacking in any meaningful substance or content.

So, hunker down, find something to pass the time, and stay indoors. Winter will  still be waiting for us next time around.

*Disclaimer: Most of them don’t work and jogging is a terrible substitute for snowboarding.