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Vomit as outerwear

Look at this one. It was sent in very recently from the snowy hills of Banff and it’s scary. The creature in the background has decided to begin her yoga moves in the middle of the slope – simultaneously burning everyone’s retinas with a putrid green number she appears to have stolen from the set of Dynasty. Not only that, she’s decided to wear a bicycle helmet. I know that any sort of head protection is good protection, but I’ve started to dislike this woman so it might be better if she could take it off and quietly slide underneath the 507 to London Bridge.

OK, maybe that’s too harsh. Maybe…

Photo: Adam Hoskins

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