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REALITY:
Nightlife? Oh yes, there will be nightlife. Probably in the same three bars for the entire season. By February, after you’ve thrown up in/been thrown out of/fucked in the toilets of all three, you’ll probably start losing the will to live. But don’t worry, there is a solution. Drink more Jäger bombs.