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10 Ridiculous Ski Resort Names

You couldn’t make it up…

Last week, we came across a cracking find while rooting through the Whitelines cupboards – a poster for the resort of Wank in Germany. No, it’s not a Photoshop job created as internet comedy gold. Yep, Wank is a real place. It’s just too good to be true, right?

Luckily for us, Wank is not the only resort with an absurd name. We conducted a little research of our own and found a whole wealth of inappropriately named mountain resorts for the sniggering teenager within to titter at. Think of it as pre-formed pub chat, handed to you on a silver platter.

As you can imagine, Googling some of these places was a bit like a game of Minesweeper. You never know what dubious content is going to appear on your screen. So, don’t say we didn’t warn you…

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