GOOD EVENING!

This week’s Friday Find is the pilot episode of the BBC’s replacement for the prime time Friday night slot on BBC 1. With the Jimmy Saville scandal still rocking the very foundations of television, the Director General has ordered all TV Show hosts to be replaced with either inanimate objects or people anatomically unable to actually penetrate kids.

Julian and Tarquin, with their highbrow literary reviews will hold the prime time slot despite their blatant cheese and wine addictions, which the magazines have already predicted will be their downfall.

Nonetheless, we’re looking forward to seeing them review ‘50 Shades of Grey’ next week…