The US is electing a new president later this year. As always the rest of the world is waiting with baited breath to see who they’re gonna plump for. And as always, the American people are ambling into the election completely unaware of how much their choice of commander-in-chief will affect the rest of the planet. But hey ho, it’s not as if issues like whether we follow them into a war with Iran or start drilling for oil in the Arctic really matter is it?

Anyway, the other day, the two of them held a debate laying out their visions for the future of ‘Merica (fuck yeah!) And we thought it’d be worth listening to what they have to say, cos it’s not what you’d expect…