Ever wondered what a bout between two European snowboarding heavyweights would look like? Well, wonder no longer. Ethan Morgan and Mario Kaepelli are launching a podcast series called Ethan vs. Mario this winter, with the first episode dropping next week. By the looks of things it’ll involve terrible dancing, gratuitous nudity, plenty of vomiting and lots of Skrillex-style wonkstep. If we’re lucky, there may even be some snowboarding involved. Either way, it looks a hell of a lot more interesting than David Haye vs. Dereck Chisora doesn’t it?