Apparently this is what passes for culture Down Under. It seems “boobs on balconies” is some kind of annual ritual in Surfer’s Paradise, so we thought, as it’s a Friday, we’d share this erm amusing clip from vivecoolcity.com with you. It’s packed full of unintentionally classic quotes. I mean seriously: “I gave a chick a warm can of four X gold and she showed me her tits”?! Nuff said.