Infamous ex-pro skier David Lesh apparently dropped trou and curled out a turd in Colorado’s scenic Maroon Lake. The cheeky photo was posted in late October and he’s since been called out and banned from National Forest Land.

“Unsurprisingly the brown bomber falling out his butt was not the biggest piece of shit in the picture”

Lesh managed to maintain a strong ski posture during the dropping of the deuce, even though he was exhibiting the rare ‘Double Log Lampoon’, simultaneously laying and leaning on a log. Unsurprisingly the brown bomber falling out his butt was not the biggest piece of shit in the picture.

He appeared in court to have the ban overturned but a Judge denied the motion on the grounds his attitude stinks. Lesh’s attorney claims the Judge is being a real party pooper “With ski season already upon us, the restrictive bond condition substantially curtails Mr. Lesh’s ability to market and run his business.” Cue the world’s smallest violin for the world’s brownest poop.