We’ve all been there, a small under rotation, a momentary lapse in concentration, an accidental edge catch, one too many jägers at lunch, all seemingly innocuous but next thing you know? A deep burn of shame floods your body as your friends point and laugh at you lying prostrate after a sphincter clenching slam, desperately trying to get up and pretend you’re fine despite the fact that your testicles have ascended so far into your body they’re playing footsie with your tonsils.
“Your testicles have ascended so far into your body they’re playing footsie with your tonsils”
Such is life. Falling over is part of snowboarding, and yeah, sometimes it hurts, but more than anything else- it’s funny. It’s funny to see your mate flying head first into a pile of snow he swore he could clear, it’s hilarious to watch your buddy try a backflip and fold in half as they completely misjudge it, it’s just fucking funny. We love seeing it and you do too, so much so that we’ve started collecting the funniest slams and turning them into a video each week, come get ya dinner, it’s Meaty Monday.
Check back each week for our updated video. Don’t forget to send your nastiest bails, your worst scorps and your dirtiest tacos to: [email protected] along with your Instagram handle to be featured.
