This poor muppet was caught by one of our hidden cameras at the Telus Festival in Whistler commiting a particularly heinous onesie offence. In this frame by frame breakdown of the CCTV footage, you can see the criminal entering from stage right, stopping and…

Oh, what’s that? You’ve dropped something? That’ll be your dignity love. Yep, down there, on the floor. Yeah, that’s right, you keep on drinking as if nothing had happened. Don’t pretend you’re innocent, we’re onto you. See those girls on the right? They’re laughing at you too.

Thanks to young cop Laura Hanlon for apprehending yet another offender. Give that girl a citation or something.

Photo: Laura Hanlon