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Parallel-Universe Freeze Festival An Unqualified Success

The London Freeze 2015 snowboarding event held in the reality that mirrors ours has been widely praised for its organisation and spectacle.

“To be honest, we weren’t at all worried about it”, said festival director Lauren Bailey. “I mean, you don’t book out somewhere like the Olympic Stadium, sell tickets, arrange high-profile musical acts and generally make a big song and dance about it all without knowing it’ll definitely go ahead.”

“That would just be ridiculous” she added, scratching her goatee.

Among those quick to congratulate the organisers was Prime Minister Ed Miliband, who declared that he hadn’t enjoyed himself that much since his landslide victory in the last general election.

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