The Bent Moral Compass of the ‘Entertainment’ Employees.
The Bent Moral Compass of the ‘Entertainment’ Employees.
Now thankfully the bar I work in doesn’t provide entertainment. (Although I think you’ll agree the customers are enough). However, the notorious ICE BAR in Mayrhofen is home to one of the most infamous seasonaire jobs going: the Dancing Ice Bear. In short, getting paid to sweat beer from the pores of a very unconvincing Polar Bear suit all night every night. They also have openings for guys dressed as schoolgirls.
But without doubt the most disturbing Apres Ski entertainment I have witnessed was on a day trip to Kitzbuhel. It was a small on-mountain umbrella bar with the promise of ‘Sexy Ladies’. Well naturally we couldn’t resist. They were dressed as cowgirls (obviously). The two of them pranced around for a little while on the small circular bar before engaging their audience with free alcohol.
‘Free’ might be an overstatement, as the methods necessary for ingesting the liquid, though perhaps ‘cheap’ may leave permanent emotional scarring. Pouring it down their cleavage before swiftly shoving an unsuspecting customer’s face directly in their breasts to lap it up like a cat was one method, another was pouring it into their own mouth before producing a projectile squirt of translucent fluid in a well-practised trajectory at the open mouth of a stranger.
I left in the same guilt-ridden awe you experience from watching an episode of TOWIE or Geordie Shore.