Jostling for position at the top of the awesomely-named-snowboard-products league table (look out, Capita Black Snowboard Of Death), there’s the Von Zipper Porkchop snowboard goggle:
You get 100% UV protection from the anti-fog lens, and the frame’s as durable as it is eye-catching. It’s also compatible with any helmet – do they make a lid called the Apple Sauce? We wouldn’t be surpised.