http://mpora.com/videos/V7NiNdH8I Uuuuhhhhh son…. J.P. Walker and the rest of the Thirty Two crew were in Queenstown and dropped in on the Parklife Invitational rail jam. Offering their services at the judging table, J.P. and friends looked on as Queenstown’s finest took to the Remarkables rails.

The event, which double as the opening to the 100% Pure New Zealand Winter Games, was a stormer. Looks like some of the Kiwis are keeping things well and truly gangsta. Jen Brown and Nick Brown (any relation?) took the top snowboarding prizes.

Now we’re hearing that NZ is being dumped on so viciously that the games themselves have to be postponed! There’s even the first significant snow in Auckland and Wellington for 30 years. Meanwhile, we get phone-hacking and riots. Please, somebody remind us – what the hell are we still doing here?!