Avalanche Sharks: the new terror of the mountains!

Another dubious masterpiece has rolled off the production line at the SyFy Channel, and the imminent release of Avalanche Sharks is currently causing a sharknado of a storm on the internet. Here’s the trailer, which pretty much tells you all you’ll need to know about the plot. Our editor summed it up pretty well as “Tremors meets Jaws meets Out Cold“.

After Jaws: The Revenge, Deep Blue Sea, Sharktopus and Sharknado, fin-related films seem to be marching on an exponential path of ridiculousness. Could this be the new high water (or shark-infested snow) mark?

If you’d prefer to see an even lower-budgeted version, we’ve got you covered. Alternatively – check out the Russian soldiers on the frontline of the snow shark battle. They claim they were trying to dislodge this avalanche, but now we all know what they were really aiming for…:

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