07/01/2014 | by Illicit Snowboarding
WHAT THE JOB DESCRIPTION SAID:
“Make your passion your career”
Days of your life lost in the service of babysitting screaming, whining, snotty-nosed tots. Yes, welcome your new role as a souped-up off-road nanny. Weep with rage as you ascend the magic carpet at 0.04miles an hour for the seventy fifth time on a bluebird powder day, with a four-year-old under each arm, while all your friends are balls deep in pow.