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Belle de Neige’s Guide to The Perfect Seasonnaire Day Off

OR 8 THINGS YOU SHOULD DEFINITELY TRY AT LEAST ONCE

Attempt at your own peril

Realise with a sudden flash of horror that you’ve missed the last bus home and may therefore have to spend the night on a random doorstep somewhere, freezing your tits off. Resolve this issue by locating a suitable pissed-up shag candidate whose bed you can commandeer for the night (this shouldn’t be difficult, see my previous article.)

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