Loving the new trend for standard definition - i.e. VHS - footage? Want the hippest 'vintage' look for your Instagrams but feel that the film burn/super-8 look is just sooo last year? Can't afford an original VX1000? Or has the world just gone completely fucking mad? Charlie Brooker and Chris Morris had it right so long ago...

Yup, clueless trend-followers rejoice: you can now make your Insta-vids look like the shittest era of them all - the eighties! If anyone wants to actually bother downloading this and recording some snowboarding, upload it to Instagram, tag @whitelines_snowboarding and #welljackson and Duthie will send our favourite an actual snowboarding VHS from his collection.