GNU Pickle Stallion

GNU's parent company, Mervin Snowboard Manufacturing, might have recently changed hands, but it's wacky business as usual for company founders Mike Olsen and Pete Saari as they release this thing of beauty - the limited edition Pickle Stallion PBTX.

A special something for the ladies, this board is supposedly "oh so in tune with your body's needs", meaning pure pleasure and unrivalled fun all over the mountain. Built with their famous magne-traction along the edges for the hard-pack and banana contour between the bindings, this board means you can ride with confidence in the park, on the piste or in the powder.

And just look at that graphic - almost guaranteed to get the blood pumping. What lady wouldn't want to strap in and ride with a hunky stallion underneath them?