Where do I begin with this? Ok, so, the guy has done pretty well with protecting his head, it’s a very important part of the body to protect but to then twin it with a sultry shorts number? That ain’t gonna fly at Fashion Police HQ.
He has legs like tree trunks which will help him on his two sticks but I’m taking a wild stab in the dark and I’ll say he isn’t the best skier in the world. With attire like that he’ll be lucky enough get down the beginner slope.
Buy some trousers or some bigger shorts and use your head. You’ve done a good job protecting it but there certainly isn’t much in there worth protecting!