For quite some time now, all of us lot at Fashion Police HQ have been worried about the lack of arrests in Canada and a major breakthrough has come along! It appears that the Canadians have been indulging in a Fashion Police banned substance. They’ve been topping up with steaz. Before hitting the slopes hard and in need of extra steeze, just top up with a can of Steaz. Ludicrous. Utterly ludicrous. We’re onto you lot and you shall be brought to justice.
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