After an insane, cold, snowy November pretty much everywhere, we’ve been rushed off our feet. Sometimes we couldn’t even make it up to the mountain to make those arrests you so desperately want us to make. We lost a few lives to the cold and some even perished on their way up there but it seems that we’ve got a new type of scavenging fashion suspect. Look at this critter here and see how she is about to carefully remove the skis from the cold, dead hands of another fashion suspect. Do they have no shame? It’s bad enough to leave your chalet with day glo plastered all over you but to steal some skis and not even bat an eyelid? How very dare you.
You’re down on the most wanted list you heathen.
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Photo: Paul Bray