You know what they say about never judging a book by its cover? Well we think we may have found the classic example. This dude is rocking a one-piece [or outfit, thanks Kaz ;-)] so audacious we thought he’d surely be banged up for life – especially as, far from showing remorse for his crimes, he appears to be proud of them. But when we discovered that he’d recently returned from the Longboard Classic in Stuben, things started to make a bit more sense. Not only that, but he’d had his board – an old-school Apocalypse swallowtail, signed by none other than Regis Rolland himself! Perhaps we’re going soft in our old age but we thought we might let this one off… what does anyone else feel?