Fashion Police: Breaking news!

It’s just gotten too much. We’re calling out for any help, anyone can offer at this moment in time. We’ve had word of a congregation of crap at the Dachstein Opening. It’ll be held on the 5th June and the ‘competition’ is to wear some old school clothes and takes a photo of the ridiculous happenings.
If ANYONE happens to have an A-bomb just sitting around then please, PLEASE drop it on this location on that date. This is clearly the offensive we need to complete. If we manage to get enough people in one place and make a huge amount of arrests, or, as mentioned, blow the f*cking place up.

If people aren’t going to learn then this might be a good message. The police will arrest you all……..


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