“There is this one event called Ullr Fest that is on every year. It’s supposed to bring lots of snow from the snow gods or some bullshit like that. My one experience of that was going on my friend’s over-packed parade float, him driving around the place drunk as f**k with my other friend DJing and heckling people on the back. Another good one to check out is Mardi Gras, there’s always a good night out after, but by far the best is Gaper Day on the 1^st April. Everyone gets dressed up as punters, heads up the hill and gets drunk. That’s always carnage, and definitely worth checking out!”