It’s impossible to avoid. The press have been going on about it for months. It’s (obviously) more important than the killings in Syria, the tsunami in Japan and Obama’s birth certificate put together. Yep, it’s what everyone’s talking about, and has been talking about for months – this bleedin’ Royal Wedding malarkey. But despite all the chatter, despite all those yards of newspaper coverage and the hours of TV time, how much do people actually know about the bride and groom? I mean, who knew they were into this kind of thing? ;-)

And yep, this is a Friday special, brought to you one day early courtesy of the happy Royal couple – and some wag who’s dubbed the interviewer’s voice. Enjoy your bank holiday!