A baby was born. He's called George. He has a minute silk lined robe waiting for him in his cot, a crown locked away in a safe until he comes of age and is currently suckling on holy breast milk. Cannons were fired. Horses were welcomed into pubs to celebrate (true dat). The world rejoiced. We geddit, we geddit.
If, like us, you thought that all of the Royal baby coverage was a bit much (and were frankly more interested/captured/concerned by David Cameron's war on porn...), you'll probably enjoy this video of John Oliver opening up the Daily Show. We certainly did ;)
Seriously though, who lets a horse into a pub (3:55)?