Here at Whitelines we pride ourselves on our sophisticated taste, keen eye for quality and impeccable sense of humour. So we thought we'd share this video of a hippo letting rip in front of some innocent bystanders with all the aggression and acoustics of a rampant lawn mower.

There’s an old African folklore that explains why hippos inhabit the watering holes of Africa yet don't eat any of the fish that live in them. This overt display from hippo here is his own special way of showing the gods that it ain’t messing with any of their little fishies…