This promo will surely appeal to readers who work the 9 to 5 but still can't stop thinking about the shred. SMK Camps are offering their services to anyone who can't get that damn snow monkey off their back....

Running from now until the middle of August, it looks like a sweet set-up. There's coaching, classes on board maintainance and plenty of stuff to do off the hill. The guys have a whole apartment block to rent in Les Deux Aples, complete with mini-ramp and trampolines right outside the front door.

Christ, with this and the recent 5 More Minutes…Please?! teaser, we're really starting to look like junkies....