http://mpora.com/videos/L5xtcEca0 Here's why Canada can produce some of the best jibbers in the world while their football team remains perennially underwhelming. E-Man Anderson illustrates the priorities of a nation in this re-edit, along with fellow Stepchild rider Alex Stathis.

Is his ridiculous ability the result of a Popeye-like reliance on 'natural produce'? The movie this is from is called, appropriately enough, Dope, and you can watch the whole thing at Dope.tv